I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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