is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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