She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I just found a bag of teeth...
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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