return my video game
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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