it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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