he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Randomize
