I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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