Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
