Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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