so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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