the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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