Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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