Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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