my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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