i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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