i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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