He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
