I want you more than these girls want KFC
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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