I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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