I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Found your dick twin last night
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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