the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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