He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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