the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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