I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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