I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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