I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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