My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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