Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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