I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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