i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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