what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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