HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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