im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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