dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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