i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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