normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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