I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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