just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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