All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
he puts the penis in happiness.
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so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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