I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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