Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
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i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He shit in the fireplace
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