i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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