Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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