I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
