girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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