I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I think I just shit out all my problems.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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