just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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