I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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