You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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