god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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