So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
