i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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