The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize