Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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