maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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