Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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